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ARRR! Before you head out in search of those nasty monkeys, make sure you have everything you need. The following items may be of use:

Cell Phone
You’ll need to report back to us as right away if you find any evidence of the monkeys. If you have to leave to find a phone it might be too late. If you don't have your own, bring along someone who does.

Mirror
Monkeys like to hide in tight places. A mirror will be invaluable in finding and recording the evidence without disturbing anything. Remember, if you find evidence of the monkeys, you must not disturb it so that we can get our forensics expert in to check it out. If you disturb the evidence, you might destroy any leads to where the monkeys went and forfeit your reward. Besides, other pirates might want to take a look, and you’d spoil their fun.

Flashlight
Sometimes monkeys hide in dark places and a flashlight could help you see them better.


Other tips:
These monkeys are evil, but they do seem to obey the local authorities. You will not need to trespass to find them, nor will you be required to break any laws or do anything dangerous. The last thing we want is for everyone to get locked up or stuck in a hospital bed. Then I’d never get the treasure ship back. Please hunt responsibly and at your own risk.

Get ready, the time to act is soon upon us!

Published Saturday, December 30, 2006 2:14 AM by Johann
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Dread Pirate Willy said:

What about a net and a big stick to whack the monkeys with when we, no, I find them.  Monkeys don't cooperate much.

December 31, 2006 10:42 AM

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